shesnake:

Beef (2023) by Lee Sung Jin

charlottan:

*mint dimension* hey did you watch that tictac i sent you

teathattast:

memorycycle:

scientist 40,000 years in the future finding fossils of a ford focus: this animal was obviously a herbivore

discoursedrome:

snailtongue:

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[ID: A black cat stepping into an open pizza box. Right onto the pizza.]

this is the only instance of someone writing a tumblr image description of a funny image that actually captures the essence of the image

kenshivrome:

TED LASSO
1.02 “Biscuits”
3.07 “The Strings That Bind Us”

hungwy:

wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

the-haiku-bot:

redpandarascal:

alsojetwolf:

rhiorhino:

bogleech:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

Oh my god you can see him really acting natural with it, going where he wants, stopping and looking around, not confused or clumsy with it. they really gave this turtle a little mobility aid it took to.

@keyofjetwolf

DELIGHTFUL

Absolutely no hope left for the hare in this world. Devastating.

Absolutely no

hope left for the hare in this

world. Devastating.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

roundo:

“Don’t rub your eyes it leads to wrinkles and eye bags!!” you live in a world where you feel guilt over even the most microscopic of life’s pleasures and I will never want to join you there

thoughtportal:

multipls:

yiffmaster:

britney:

bitch

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

my xkit makes it the old format so

catchymemes:

She win the best sister award

geminiscene:

something is always happening and there is no pause. i want to vomit

irresponsible-masochist:

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

bowserwife:

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.